is a 999999 year old lady from Blackmetal Park.

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member since: 8.29.12

forum posts: 893

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age: 999999

gender: Female

location: Blackmetal Park

orientation: Straight

relationship status: Single

occupation: Stoneheart's muse



Trapped in a New York lavender scented laundry room. I refuse any kind of manual or intellectual labor as it would distract me from maintaining my high post count. Let's face it, as it is very unlikely that I will ever have a child, this accomplishment will be my legacy. I also show quite a disdain for the blue-collar class, as I would never lower myself to be a garbageman. But I mean, seriously, look at my photos. Is this the face you want to see digging through your trash? No, this is the face that needs to ride a horse on a beach at sunset. I have ventured far into the so-called dark side of and returned unscathed.


Selfies in random locations with best neutral / killer expression.

favorite music:

Terrible metal bands with inaudible lyrics. Also, KMOS92 debut single: Ode to my dog. And of course, all the mixes dedicated to Lita_75

favorite movies:

Mother don't let me watch movies.

favorite tv shows:

The Church Channel, I also like that nature show about aging power hungry otters.

favorite books:

Colin’s Steroid Testicular Atrophy: A Cautionary Pictorial. Also, Joan’s daily column: “What Happened Today?” I find it to be a profound study of the overall sense of ennui of life in the 21st Century.

favorite nine inch nails album/song:

The Fragile

favorite sexual position:

I Shall Remain a virgin until Mother says so. So until then, waiting for you... my ghost.