is a 456 year old cuddly little teddy bear from the land of Ooo.
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member since: 11.29.07
forum posts: 8
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name: jake
age: 456
gender: Male
location: the land of Ooo
orientation: Furry
relationship status: Married with children
occupation: adventuring
political views: i'm a dog, you're a human
religious views: you're a human, i'm a dog
bio:
just a silly, stretchy dog, protecting the human. surely, yellow beats green! since when was chess a game for dogs, anyhow?!?
interests:
chow, dirt, adventuring, woof, cats, games, wolves. conveyor belts, cosmic owl, cows, chicken ranch, bicycles
favorite music:
coyote howl
favorite movies:
jaques cousteau
favorite tv shows:
my cat from hell
favorite books:
i ate your homework
favorite video games:
super mario sisters
favorite nine inch nails album/song:
wait... what's a nin?
favorite sexual position:
too cliché to list here.
