is a 456 year old cuddly little teddy bear from the land of Ooo.
location: the land of Ooo
relationship status: Married with children
political views: i'm a dog, you're a human
religious views: you're a human, i'm a dog
just a silly, stretchy dog, protecting the human. surely, yellow beats green! since when was chess a game for dogs, anyhow?!?
chow, dirt, adventuring, woof, cats, games, wolves. conveyor belts, cosmic owl, cows, chicken ranch, bicycles
favorite tv shows:
my cat from hell
i ate your homework
favorite video games:
super mario sisters
favorite nine inch nails album/song:
wait... what's a nin?
favorite sexual position:
too cliché to list here.