is a 26 year old douchebag from the home of the Brick Dick.


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member since: 4.28.08
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name: Lauren
age: 26
gender: Female
location: the home of the Brick Dick
orientation: Bisexual
relationship status: Had sex with Jeordie and can't pass along what I caught
occupation: soda shuffler/student/writer/thorn in your si
political views: Libertarian
religious views: Agnostic
bio:
You've entered the Matrix. I'm merely an apparition of your imagination. I do not exist.
interests:
Many a varied thing(s)...
favorite music:
No country or black/thrash/death metal, kthx.
favorite movies:
The Crow, The new Batman franchise, anything by Kevin Smith or starring Cillian Murphy.
favorite tv shows:
Chuck, Law and Order:SVU, True Blood, The Boondocks
favorite books:
If it's Anne Rice or Patrick McCabe - I can dig it. Vampires and Irish trannies are my thing.
favorite video games:
Fuck that.
favorite nine inch nails album/song:
Depends on how much of my inner cunt I feel like channeling.
favorite sexual position:
Sex? What's that?

