Taco_dog76

name: Delaney

age: 18

gender: Male

location: Toon Town

orientation: Straight

relationship status: Single

occupation: Jack of all trades

political views: Fuck politics

religious views: Fuck religion

email: Taco_dog76@hotmail.com

bio:

Fitter, happier, more productive,comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries , at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics.

interests:

Music, Video Games, Lifesize Cardboard Cut-outs of Myself

favorite music:

NIN, System of a Down, Guns N' Roses, Modwheelmood, Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, Tool, MUSE, Radiohead, Placebo, David Bowie

favorite movies:

Requiem for a Dream, District 9, The Fifth Element, Hackers, Donnie Darko, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Sukiyaki Western Django, This is Spinal Tap

favorite tv shows:

The Office (US)

favorite books:

Catcher in the Rye, World War Z

favorite video games:

Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Toejam & Earl, Zombies Ate My Neighbours, FF VII, Tekken 3, Resident Evil 2

favorite nine inch nails album/song:

They are like my children; I could never choose

favorite sexual position:

Reverse Turnbuckle Fireman